LOTROFL: n. "loh-ter-raw-ful"

Ho, ho, hobbit…?

Anonymous asked: Can I submit my LOTR parody comic strips to you? Thanks!

anonymous?

The hobbit foot incites one question from men: Does the carpet match the drapes, do the drapes match the upholstery, or both?

Gollum: STOP ENCOURAGING THEM, YOU’LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!

Smeagol: But they makes it so easy for us to mock them. They’ll never finds out!

Gollum: But, the fat hobbit. She knows, her eyes is always watching.

I LOTROFLEGO’d and milk came out of my nose.

PS. Thanks for the tip, Nathan!

Valentine’s special: The shire has gold, but do they have Cash?

Sunday is laundry day! I’m down to my last pair of mithril underoos.

“Hey, that doesn’t even make sense!”

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Enjoy!

Me: Saruman for the wait, I hope you like this

Saruman: NO EXCUSES, ONTO THE TOWER OF ISENGARD YOU GO.

Me: Don’t… get… your… panties… in… a… bunch… [while soaring through the ether to the top of giant tower]

Saruman: [adjusts panties]

End scene.

I heard the dark lord has an “eye” for nice cars.

PS. He’ll kill for a good deal.