LOTROFL: n. "loh-ter-raw-ful"

I am the Lord of the ROFL.

Ho, ho, hobbit…?

Anonymous said: Can I submit my LOTR parody comic strips to you? Thanks!

anonymous?

The hobbit foot incites one question from men: Does the carpet match the drapes, do the drapes match the upholstery, or both?
Gollum: STOP ENCOURAGING THEM, YOU’LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!
Smeagol: But they makes it so easy for us to mock them. They’ll never finds out!
Gollum: But, the fat hobbit. She knows, her eyes is always watching.
I LOTROFLEGO’d and milk came out of my nose. 
PS. Thanks for the tip, Nathan!

I LOTROFLEGO’d and milk came out of my nose. 

PS. Thanks for the tip, Nathan!

Valentine’s special: The shire has gold, but do they have Cash? 

(Source: youtube.com)

Sunday is laundry day! I’m down to my last pair of mithril underoos. 
"Hey, that doesn’t even make sense!"

Success!

Your new official go-to for LOTROFL’ing is now here, at http://LOTROFL.tumblr.com.

Enjoy!

Me: Saruman for the wait, I hope you like this
Saruman: NO EXCUSES, ONTO THE TOWER OF ISENGARD YOU GO.
Me: Don’t… get… your… panties… in… a… bunch… [while soaring through the ether to the top of giant tower]
Saruman: [adjusts panties]
End scene.

Me: Saruman for the wait, I hope you like this

Saruman: NO EXCUSES, ONTO THE TOWER OF ISENGARD YOU GO.

Me: Don’t… get… your… panties… in… a… bunch… [while soaring through the ether to the top of giant tower]

Saruman: [adjusts panties]

End scene.

I heard the dark lord has an “eye” for nice cars. 
PS. He’ll kill for a good deal.