Ho, ho, hobbit…?
Anonymous asked: Can I submit my LOTR parody comic strips to you? Thanks!
The hobbit foot incites one question from men: Does the carpet match the drapes, do the drapes match the upholstery, or both?
Gollum: STOP ENCOURAGING THEM, YOU’LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE!
Smeagol: But they makes it so easy for us to mock them. They’ll never finds out!
Gollum: But, the fat hobbit. She knows, her eyes is always watching.
I LOTROFLEGO’d and milk came out of my nose.
PS. Thanks for the tip, Nathan!
Valentine’s special: The shire has gold, but do they have Cash?
Sunday is laundry day! I’m down to my last pair of mithril underoos.
“Hey, that doesn’t even make sense!”
Me: Saruman for the wait, I hope you like this
Saruman: NO EXCUSES, ONTO THE TOWER OF ISENGARD YOU GO.
Me: Don’t… get… your… panties… in… a… bunch… [while soaring through the ether to the top of giant tower]
Saruman: [adjusts panties]
I heard the dark lord has an “eye” for nice cars.
PS. He’ll kill for a good deal.